KingZanderSanchez-i

I want to try and play a game with you guys. This is gonna be kind of a weird experiment, but I think it's a fun idea to try. Go on IMDB, pick the first actor/TV show/movie/whatever that comes up and select a random person from the cast and/or crew and assign them to a specific role: 1 Director, 2 Writers, 3 Producers, 4 Actors (these 4 will be the most prominent characters so the roles they have in a theoretical story don't matter). When you're on a page for that actor/movie [or whatever it is, TV show, video game, anime, doesn't matter], pick another random person. It's kinda like building a film crew by playing 6 Degrees. So, I went from t

Godzilla: King of the Monsters- Finally! After the atrocious 2014 Godzilla movie that focused on the bland as lukewarm oatmeal Aaron Taylor-Johnson (I think he had a name, but the only things I remember are his dad was a criminally underused Brian Cranston, and he playing “Blank Slate CoD Avatar” #792) we get a Godzilla movie that is PURE. RAW. METAL. AWESOME!!!! What’s the plot? Motherfucker, this is a GODZILLA movie! You know what the plot of EVERY Godzilla movie is? Godzilla sees another giant monster, it challenges him to a fight, they fight to the death while a bunch of buildings and mountains get crushed too. What can

Brightburn- If you don’t know what this movie is, WHOO BOY! Like, I almost wish the trailers would’ve been more subtle about it, because this isn’t a superhero movie, it’s outright horror with superhero elements (which, I’ll admit, is unique...especially because they keep stalling out New Mutants but I digress). Basically, it’s like Superman’s origin story (a ship from outer space crashes in Middle of Nowhere, Kansas carrying a baby boy who’s adopted by a kind, loving family but he turns out to have superpowers) only if Superman was evil! Okay, sign me the hell up! The movie kinda starts to feel

This was just meant to be a double or triple feature at best, but then I got one more in me and I realized...I HAVE A SECOND CHANCE!!! That’s right! To make up for the way I completely fucked up this series first ever QUADRUPLE feature, I’m giving you a real review of—not one, not two, but four—yes, *FOUR* movies. All in one night! Let’s kick it: UglyDolls- I’ve seen trailers for this all over the place and my only opinion on it was mostly “Yeah...that looks kinda cute. The songs might be pretty good.” You should know by now that I’m willing to give a free pass to any musical if the sound

Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people--me included--thought this concept was cancelled (like my Vintage Cases pitch, the original Animation Unknown cards, my old Atrocity/Admirable reviews, Anime Unknown; yeah, if you were still waiting around for an Anime Unknown after my AU Anniversary with Your Name., it's not gonna happen--unless I decide to officially post Animation Unknown #0- No Game No Life), but it's not dead. Just dormant because I was having a hard time coming up with unique ideas of how to fix things. Granted, this one is gonna be a total overhaul. I know that I said I'd shut up about the infamous final season of Fairly OddParents; I've